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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6283 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Animals Bred: | 51 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
imagine u and ur friends teaming up to take down the evil canadian and mexican overlords who are trying to impose tariffs on ur precious resources. u can gather ur allies, build ur armies, and conquer the land in the name of ur own made-up country.
plus, there are exclusive in-game events where u can participate in epic battles, trade negotiations, and even diplomatic missions. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of ur own virtual nation!
so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the trade war begin! (disclaimer: this is all just for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. please don’t actually start a real trade war with canada and mexico. thank u)