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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3455 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 374 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 213 |
Mines Excavated: | 3217 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 151 |
imagine u and ur friends teaming up to take down the evil canadian and mexican overlords who are trying to impose tariffs on ur precious resources. u can gather ur allies, build ur armies, and conquer the land in the name of ur own made-up country.
plus, there are exclusive in-game events where u can participate in epic battles, trade negotiations, and even diplomatic missions. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of ur own virtual nation!
so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the trade war begin! (disclaimer: this is all just for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. please don’t actually start a real trade war with canada and mexico. thank u)