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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6973 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a part of a trade war but u dont wanna actually, like, leave ur house? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can pretend to be a part of a trade war between canada and mexico, all while building ur own empire in minecraft!
imagine u and ur friends teaming up to take down the evil canadian and mexican overlords who are trying to impose tariffs on ur precious resources. u can gather ur allies, build ur armies, and conquer the land in the name of ur own made-up country.
plus, there are exclusive in-game events where u can participate in epic battles, trade negotiations, and even diplomatic missions. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of ur own virtual nation!
so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the trade war begin! (disclaimer: this is all just for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. please don’t actually start a real trade war with canada and mexico. thank u)
