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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3110 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Votes: | 6232 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!