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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2270 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 45 |
Crops Grown: | 3545 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 121 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!