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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2312 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1391 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!