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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4731 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
Votes: | 2480 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!