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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4934 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!