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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3893 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5968 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!