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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2940
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Emeralds Found:	4523	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

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BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	92	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Votes:	1494	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Farms Harvested:	963
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ores Mined:	6702
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	7239	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5168
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mines Excavated:	1128
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	603	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	109
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5932	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ores Mined:	6674	Treasure Maps Found:	13

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crops Grown:	1366	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

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Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org