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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	117
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	7978
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magic Items Found:	4271	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1679
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Items Found:	3077

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Love Letters Sent:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	489197
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Emeralds Found:	5318
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crops Grown:	5064	Zombie Dances:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	3

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Zombie Dances:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Star Shards Collected:	141	Votes:	6818
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8455
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

minepurist.net