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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Magic Items Found:	7909	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

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ArtieriamCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	273	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Bored? Looking for something new?

Join ArtieriamCraft!

Why should I join? – Very nice and helpful staff! – It’s based off the Hunger Games books. – Lagless and 24/7 – A new server! – Many plugins such as skyblock and McMMO – HUNGER GAMES! – PvP and raiding! – Factions.

What is ArtieriamCraft? A server that is never before seen. You may have seen lots of Hunger Game servers, but have you ever seen a server based off the book? Experience life as a miner, fisher, farmer living in the 13 districts!

As Effie says, “Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!” Join our server or we’ll make you an avox!

ArtieriamCraft.mcdl.us

VastPvP 2.0

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	45	Votes:	1004
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Factions and OP Kit PvP!

VastPvP offers a unique factions experience unlike no other. You will start off fairly well, making it easy to get a base going within a couple of days of playing on the server! Donate to the server to become more powerful. Will you be the leader of the rising faction with a thousand members, or the lone wolf faction that everyone will hunt?

VastPvP also offers instant OP kits with God Apples and strength and speed potions. The staff and community are very friendly. Get in-game money by donating or voting here to buy higher levels of Protection and Sharpness enchants!

Join Now!

vastpvp.mcph.co

Lockcraft ONLINE

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3229	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Lockcraft ONLINE DER ALL IN ONE SERVER

-Plots -Spleef -Mobarena -Shops (also admin shop) -PvP And much more…..

IP: lockcraft.minecraft.to

85.131.167.201

mcorigins

Factions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Server with multiple gamemodes such as creative, parkour, skyblock, faction,, pvpkits.

Join now 😀

mc.mcorigins.com

GoldenChicken

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	166	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

We are a great survival server!

goldenchicken.beastnode.net

Imposa Svensk server Towny PvP

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

The southern Swedish server from Malmö. Everyone is welcome to play, we have many plug-ins and about 10 ranks. Everything is free. All ranks are bought with in-game money, you can earn money by working and selling things to the shop. All players have unique traits and ranks.

Examples of ranks – Thor /kit Thor, /weather, /repair all – Baby /kit baby, /feed, /LOL – Bird /kit egg, /fly – Guard /kit guard, you earn money when you kill mobs – NinjaTurtle /kit pizza, /kit Leo, Mich, Dona, Raph – Spy /kit spy, /hat, /invsee (name)

As a plug-in, we have e.g. Towny, iConomy, Mini Games, HeadDrops. Create your own city and become king, you control your city, only your friends can build there, other players cannot seize or destroy.

play.imposa.se

Megamine

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6204	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

24/7 Server – DEDICATED with Active Staff!

RECENTLY STARTED! **PLAYER-DRIVEN ECONOMY** Java/Bedrock Server – Original and Pirated Slimefun Mob Arena And much more!

jogar.megamine.com.br

VikkCraft.com

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Ores Mined:	7552	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

VikkCraft.com is the premier Minecraft experience. Also the official http://youtube.com/user/VikkStar123 server!

We offer several servers including…

* Ten EU SurvivalGames Servers * Soon to be Ten US SurvivalGames Servers * One 250 Slot Factions Server * Up And Coming Arcade Server Types

Donate at VikkCraft.buycraft.net. Our donation ranks give you perks across ALL of our servers! If one of our servers is full, a donation rank will let you join it even when it’s full!

hub.vikkcraft.com

AUGamers Server

PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	3364
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Welcome to AUGamers Community! EH!

Server Description: 24/7 AUGamers Mod Pack Lag Free

Our own mod pack which can be downloaded through the Technic Launcher using: http://www.technicpack.net/api/modpack/augamers This is a new world with new people joining everyday. I am adding a shop for the players to buy/sell items with a lag free experience.

We are adding to the world all the time, and have a friendly TeamSpeak 3 server for everyone to chat.

AUGamers welcomes all new comers to come and see for yourself.

72.38.171.254

Los Aldeanos Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1730	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Plots, HungerGames, Variety of Spawns and Arenas, The Best Parkours and Arenas Minigames. Ip:Aldeanosmc.com Version 1.8.1 onwards.

aldeanosmc.com

Undisclosed Gaming

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5960	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gods Slained:	2

minecraft.game.nfoservers.com

DwD Gaming

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Items Found:	3582

DwD MCNetwork is a rapid PvE RPG server feature different jobs, cities, quests and much more, with custom perks, brought to you by our Staff and Community Members. The server is revolved around Pl3xCities, developed by @BillyGalbreath. During the beginning of your journey on DwD MCNetwork you may find it a little challenging but, who doesn’t like a challenge!

When you join DwD MCNetwork server you are listed as a Guest this icon represents Guest Rank with limited features. You are first located in our Spawn world, we have dedicated Spawn to its own dimension for the purpose of NPC Quest, NPC Missions, Shops, Events and any other perks that revolves Staff. If you are wanting to have protected areas, free from griefers, you can visit our Cities world Command: /cities . Guest users are able to join any city and become a citizen, you start out with 10,000 Dollars and 50 Coins, choose wisely with the plot/land you decide to purchase. Make sure you browse each City before making a final choice, some cities may cost more and some cities may have better land.

More Information can be found @ DwD MCNetwork Wiki Page https://forums.downwithdestruction.net/wiki/MCNetwork

167.114.210.4

Tinycraft 1.7.2

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dimension Hops:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2470	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Here is the Brand new 1.7.2 Survival/Factions/KitPVP/Skyblockserver for everyone.Come join us and be part of our family :)! I will try to livestream and YouTube on the server often! Livestream: http://www.twitch.tv/vtxeliminate and YT: http://www.youtube.com/user/VTXEliminate

tinycraft.no-ip.info

RoamCraft Networks

Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

RoamCraft is a prison server. You begin in prison, where you must work through our many ranks by selling ores and gems you mine. You may PVP in designated areas, but don’t let the guards see!

play.roamcraft.net

BlazeMc

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Factions, Towny, Prison, WarZ, Survival Games, Creative and Survival, PVP.

blazemc.game-server.cc