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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	71	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Crops Grown:	2532
Votes:	8255	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	4602
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	11

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Items Found:	6544
Dragon Eggs Found:	3768	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Farms Harvested:	227	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Magic Items Found:	1873	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mines Excavated:	4074	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Animals Bred:	116
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	531
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

play.dreamers.fun