Canakhalistan is Minecraft SMP officially less cucked than the UK

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Farms Harvested:	768	Wilderness Tamed:	17

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Animals Bred:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Towns Built:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ores Mined:	6266
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	4227	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ores Mined:	2112
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	4065	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8898
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net