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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Void Armor Forged:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Animals Bred:	175
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magic Items Found:	8900	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9900	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8976
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Void Gems Collected:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	191	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Emeralds Found:	2096	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Divine Spears Created:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com