Canakhalistan is Minecraft SMP officially less cucked than the UK

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ores Mined:	3937	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Dragon Eggs Found:	9879	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

ms.mineglobe.org

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	548
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7965

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Potions Brewed:	122
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	6734
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Void Armor Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	674271	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	5923
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

playwavecraft.net

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mines Excavated:	3241	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3642	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	286
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Emeralds Found:	7671
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
New Chunks Explored:	266472	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl