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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Alien Abductions:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Votes:	419	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ores Mined:	9447	Towns Built:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Void Gems Collected:	33	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7946

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	New Chunks Explored:	634101
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Farms Harvested:	945
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dimension Hops:	8

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9609
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3447	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Crops Grown:	7778
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Animals Bred:	146
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	133	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net