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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 1049 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4660 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
