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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Potions Brewed:	52
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Void Armor Forged:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	196
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Towns Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Potions Brewed:	131	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crops Grown:	3211	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Votes:	5141	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Votes:	2536	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com