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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	672	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Votes:	7849	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Towns Built:	7

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Valkirias

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

We bring you this server so that you can enjoy it in the company of your friends and Minecraft people, who like to build and enjoy a large, united and social community.

A Valkyrian server where everything has a vk reason.

play.valkirias.xyz

Loot Network

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9467
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3

CREATIVE | CAFE SIMULATOR™ | SKYBLOCK | DAYZ SG

+ Friendly players + 24/7 uptime + No lag

Website: www.loot.network IP: play.loot.network Support: https://www.loot.network/support-tickets/open

We hope you enjoy your stay here at loot network.

play.loot.network

Skyblock

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

⥋ Updated to 1.6.2 ⥊ No whitelist, play as soon as you join! ⥋ 300 Slots! ⥋ Create your own island and invite friends! ⥊ 24/7 with daily backups. ⥋ Custom plugins, frequently optimized to ensure very little to no latency. ⥊ We have our own teamspeak server for better comunication. – ts.skyblock.pl ⥋ Nether is enabled everyday 17:00 – 19:00 (GMT) ⥊ Events every 30 minutes ⥋ Here are some screenshots: http://scr.hu/12gb/6y14f http://scr.hu/12gb/k1khe http://scr.hu/12gb/fq76s http://scr.hu/12gb/dwand http://scr.hu/12gb/p1bgu

mc.skyblock.pl

CraftRealms

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Farms Harvested:	865	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	8229	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

SITE: CraftRealms.com IP: mc.CraftRealms.com

Hello,

Welcome to CraftRealms. We have hit an amazing 50,000 NEW Users in 3 months! We are a fast growing community that welcomes new people at the best of its ability!

mc.craftrealms.com

UnknownCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Unknowncraft is based on my experience as a normal Minecraft player, looking at the flaws in servers that I have played on. I have experience running servers, administrating a few and moderating quite a few. I hope to provide the best experience for like-minded Minecraft players.

Main Plugins we use:TARDIS CommandBook iConomy ChestShop

Come check out our discord here: https://discord.gg/brd9xKqyy9 We highly suggest discord server to stay up to date on whats happening with the server. This is non-compulsory, but we do tend to have a lot of fun!

This server is based on my experience as a Minecraft player, and what I want in a good, high-quality server. I hope everyone that joins comes to be part of the community and has lots of fun!

MC.Unknowncraft.us

Mc-Designbox

Creative

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

MC-Designbox An “architecture” server for building houses and interior design.

Our server is characterized by unique construction methods in all possible styles. extremely beautiful, highly complex buildings and interiors to inspire Minecraft players.

As a guest, you can fly around the world in peace and quiet, chat as normal and get inspiration.

As a member, you can build on a maximum of 3 properties in a specially created world. If we like your buildings (at least 2/3), you even have a chance of being accepted as a builder.

As a builder you can build in the world, in areas secured by us.

There are currently no other ranks or are not available to the “public”. Come along and be amazed at what is possible in Minecraft!

93.186.207.67

Superizee

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Potions Brewed:	66	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

SuperizeeMC is a Faction/PvP server. We have shops, auctions and user kits. Work your way through the ranks. Survive, build, and craft your way to success, or simply donate. Join Superizee.com now!

superizee.com

Amish Paradise

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7550	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3749
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Hardcore Deathban PvP Survival. Our Deathban is 7 days. We offer a fun but fair vanilla PvP environment, Parkor arena, Spleef arena, Jousting arena, and much more! One of the web’s oldest Hardcore servers. ( Since October 2011! )

mc.amishsmp.net

BeastsmC Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Animals Bred:	130	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

BeastsMC Survival is a thriving, well-established Minecraft server that places an emphasis on quality builds. We pride ourselves in having a very close, welcoming community so new players can jump right into the fun. We use Towny, but making a town is a difficult task. This encourages players to group up and build towns together. We do not tolerate any griefing, so your creations are always safe. Our staff is dedicated to your well-being.

BeastsMC Survival is for players who want an awesome community to live in. Whether you’re looking to play with a few friends or lead a huge community, BeastsMC Survival is for you.

Connect today and join the community!

s.beastsmc.com

Mineconomy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	147	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

MineConomy is a different sort of Role Playing Game. We don’t add different races that focus on fighting and magic, we instead integrate specific aspects of normal Minecraft game play into a hardcore economy based survival role play experience.

play.mineconomy.org

Anolia PVP/PVE & Arcade

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Towns Built:	2

Anolia is an survival server that supports, PVP, PVE, and Factions with up to 30 players online. It may support economy in the future. Each new player starts with a kit to help them survive in this dangerous open world. The mobs are 10x stronger than normal.

172.245.31.104

WickedCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Potions Brewed:	109
Buildings Constructed:	44	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

WickedCraft is a hub server with MULTIPLE GAME MODES, Mini Games, a very dedicated owner, and friendly staff. Currently we have several servers linked together with our hub. Wicked Main – SMP, Towny, Mcmmo, LWC, Player run economy Large Player run Mall, Large PVP Arena Wicked Creative – Grief free Plot Based Creative map Wicked Legit – Donator Perk Free SMP with minimal plugins, Mcmmo and LWC Wicked SkyBlock – SkyBlock at its best, You will also find Sky Wars on this map DvZ – Dwarves vs Zombies! Custom game setup with tons of unique features! We are in the process of setting up maps for: Wicked FPG – Factions PVP Griefing Wicked Hunger Games – The most fun Hunger Games maps you will find any where Sky Wars! -Plugin has been customized to make game play more balanced and fun! Tons of different maps to battle on! New and improved maps added daily. Plugin customized by the server owner to make game play more fun and balanced. What sets WickedCraft apart from other servers is that I focus more on game play and quality fun rather then profits. Most other server owners put the money from rank purchases back into their own pockets and invest as little as possible back into the server. WickedCraft is different, I take the money from rank purchases and buy the best servers and equipment we can afford. The result is LAG FREE servers with minimal down time and a more enjoyable experience for everyone. My only goal is to make sure that you have the best experience in all of minecraft. Unlike other server owners, I am always online playing legitly and interacting with all the players on a daily routine. This allows me to find faults / issues and fix them before anyone notices them. Another thing that sets WickedCraft apart from other servers is the plugins. I have been through multiple years of schooling to learn how to program Java properly. I love computers and programming, as a result I am always modifying and customizing the plugins, not only to reduce lag, but also to add new features and unique fun. Factions PVP Grief server now open!

play.wickedcraft.net

Classic Skyblock

Economy, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Custom Crops, Spawners, Economy, Pvp, Farming, Parkour, we’ve got it all!

Connect with the IP: ClassicSB.com

Classicsb.com

Octopia Network

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

A network of Servers with Towny Factions, Mini-games, Survival Games, and more :D…

play.octopia.net

CorpsCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

69.175.57.211