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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

Elysium Crafting

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Elysium Crafting is a survival server. We have a great community with friendly members/staff. Our goal is to have a server where our members can just relax and enjoy playing Minecraft.

We offer Grief Prevention, McMMO, Survival, PvE, PvP arena and a Resource World for mining and farming.

192.227.132.206:25665

KB Craft Gaming

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

play.kbcraftgaming.com

Almost There Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mines Excavated:	2116	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

We’re a small server with a focus on a friendly, near-vanilla survival experience that doesn’t sacrifice gameplay for security. New players don’t have to wait to be promoted to start playing and have access to everything right away.

Plugins: BadAssDragons CraftIRC GriefPrevention Gringotts HeroChat LunarCycle ModReq PopulationDensity Prism QuickShop

mc.almost-there.org

Mikeland Hunger Games

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6110	Mines Excavated:	3412
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

REALLY In Australia – which means low pings for Australians. We don’t list our server as being Australian when it’s really in the US or some other country like others do.

Not in Australia? No problem, join anyway – we think you’ll find the connection as good, if not better, than most of your local servers. This isn’t some low-end, low cost server or VPS – This is hosted and managed by enthusiasts who are passionate about the Minecraft experience.

This is an Australian hosted survival server, running Spigot, for optimum performance.

No whitelist, anyone can join.

Dedicated 24×7 symmetrical fibre connection. DDoS protected. Mature and experienced staff. Running on dedicated hardware. This is not a backyard operation. We have the skills and experience and as such this is a professional server.

We also have our own Teamspeak server, Forums and IRC server.

Teamspeak: teamspeak.sheen.id.au website / Forums : www.sheen.id.au IRC : irc.sheen.id.au port: 6667 or http://sheen.id.au:9090

Over 35,000 players have played with us. Why haven’t you ?

hungergames.sheen.id.au

LumixCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4165
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

[LumixCraft]An easy and innovative survival server for all! We present our new and inspirational server LumixCraft from the creators of EaseCraft. We have advanced our skills to remodel the whole entire server to become an innovative and easy structure for the pleasure and enjoyment of our valuable players. With our professional staff we work hard and meet our goals to keep our users up to date. But for now we are in our server remodel session and will open on our scheduled date in the late summer of 2013. But for now we are in pre-beta. Currently our users are allowed to register at our website to keep in touch with our achievements and news to one day be able to fully play our server. Also if you join we will be giving out special pre-beta keys to certain players. Join us now to experience a part of our new modern server and to help our growing community! “We luminate your world”

184.95.39.130:25644

Void Lands

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Do you love servers that have all there is to offer? From Hardcore PvPing and Raiding to Legit Survival and Non Griefing? Interested in playing the Popular Hunger Games / Survival Games, Maybe a place to sit back and build and make some friends, show off some building skills maybe? How about play the legendary Skyblock, with friends?! Void Lands has absolutely all of there all in one server! We’re a 8GB RAM, 500 slot server that’s 24/7, Has Great staff always willing to help and their own Owner even willing to play with the members in a friendly game of Survival Games sometimes. We’re a fairly new server looking for friendly players and new friends. We want you to experience everything Multiplayer has to offer, in everyway. Don’t be shy and join today 🙂

voidlands.lumengaming.com

Risen From Prison

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

BUILDING A HUB SOON! in the prison, you have to Go through laborious and difficult mining to reach freedom from jail. You will need dedication and will need to earn respect from guards in order to be safe from the bad prisoners

216.245.196.173

Minegusta Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	84	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Votes:	8566
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1984	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250

The Minegusta Network offers multiple unique servers with custom plugins for you to play. Survival: Never before seen Custom plugins, Minegusta offers a wide variety of plugins to give players a feeling of elation as they play. These plugins allow players to have an edge at the game giving a RPG feel. Such plugins include: Races, Gods and many more! Wasteland: Wasteland, Custom coded, Offers a challenge of survival to those who wish to battle the hordes of the undead. Ridden of the Human race, Only Zombies remain. Zombies lurk around every corner you go, If you run, they run. If you walk, they walk. Not to mention, Every chest you find is special. Certain items can be grabbed from these chests. Fight to the Death and battle the Endless horde. Watch your head though, There seems to be a Rotting Hunger amongst you. Plots: Freebuild is offered to players to have a plot, Plots are 75×75 and are able to expand. With this plot, Players can build amazing structures and have a chance of earning a Builder rank with WorldEdit. As an Added bonus, You can receive another builder rank which progresses onward. Have fun Building! Skyblock: Skyblock offers an Island for you to survive with little materials and enough to get your island going, You can choose whether to survive alone or with a friend. Skyblock also features Challenges to help you progress and build as you go on. Watch your step though, there’s a long fall awaiting you! Our newest server, HeroPvp offers an experience that’s never offered on any other network or server. In this game-mode, Players are able to choose “Classes” or as we call them, Heroes. With these classes you are able to fight other players and win tickets. By killing, tickets are earned. Players are able to purchase more classes for a more better edge in PvP on HeroPvP. Join today at play.minegusta.net For more information, visit http://minegusta.net/

play.minegusta.net

Fandomcraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5460
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Fandomcraft is a server by fans, For fans. We are a Fandom server. A server that lets you survive whilst talking about your favourite shows and even Roleplaying!

mc.fandomcraft.co.uk:25764

PunchCraft Factions

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
New Chunks Explored:	550566	Dragon Eggs Found:	7139

– FULL PVP – BASE RAIDING – FACTIONS – WARZONES – ANTI CHEAT

Fun arenas and events! We also have drop parties!

Factions.PunchCraft.us

MutleyCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

MutleyCraft is an online minecraft community that has entertaining game servers 24/7/365. We do our best to keep our servers lag free to enhance your gameplay.

– SkyBlock – Creaive – Towny

mc.mutleycraft.net

PunchCraft Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9033	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

=========================== Welcome to Punchcraft

IP: Towny.punchcraft.us =========================== Join our community at http://www.PunchCraft.us

Towny.PunchCraft.us

Cencraft Network

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Cencraft prison is all about getting drugs, working in the mines, surviving the other in-mates, and much more. We offer a friendly prison experience with great staff and helpful members, along with excellent game play and a no-lag server. We have many donor packages for those who enjoy passing others from the start and want the server to become bigger and better. Starting off in D-Block, (The blocks go C,B,A,Elite, and Free), it is best to make friends because if you don’t it will take a long time to get further in prison. We have a list of contraband’s in the spawn which are the items you can’t let guards see, because what the guards don’t know wont hurt them. As you go further into the prison you will find things will get harder, even when there are more perks to each block. There is much more to find out out Cencraft Prison, but you have to come on to find out, so join today!

hub.cencraft.net

RisingAxes

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	130	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runes Activated:	0

HELLO!

We are a hub server (or are growing into being) that offers you a faction and creative plot world!

We have dedicated 24/7 hosting, and tons of plugins for your enjoyment!

COMING SOON: SURVIVAL GAMES, SPLEEF, CAPTURE THE FLAG, AND MAYBE PAINTBALL!

WE NOW ACCEPT DONATIONS!

192.210.218.227:25665

PokeHeaven

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

PokéHeaven is a highly reputable Pixelmon server, currently ranking in the top 200 out of ALL Minecraft servers on Minestatus. There are many unique features related to the generation one Kanto region, such as Celadon’s Game corner where you can play slots to win money and prizes such as Master Ball and rare candy, an optimized and efficient Pokemon League, friendly and helpful staff.

IP: PLAY.POKEHEAVENMC.US

Website: http://pokeheavenmc.enjin.com/home

Our server is simply Pixelmon. We do not require 20+ different mods to log in. Anything not handled by Forge or Pixelmon itself is executed with Bukkit plugins via MCPC. The map consists of the Kanto adventure region as well as survival islands on the outskirts for the purpose of building and mining!

play.pokeheavenmc.us