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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5392 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 69 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 534 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!