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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6741 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 414 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4601 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
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So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding lava pits. No assholes allowed, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!