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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1487 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
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