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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6803 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
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