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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2867 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
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