Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no camping trips with your wife’s flirtatious friends will ever happen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no drama!

We understand the struggle of not wanting your wife to go camping with her two guy friends who can’t keep their eyes off her blocky body. That’s why on our server, the only flirting will be with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t be torn between trusting your wife and feeling uncomfortable, join our server where you can trust that no one will be pitching any tents except for their Minecraft shelters. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any real-life relationship drama!

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding lava pits. No assholes allowed, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY