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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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