Calorie Cut Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HurricaneMiltonEscape

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GameNostalgiaCraft

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Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyDefenseMinister

Attack, Conflict, CraftyDefenseMinister, Defense, Defense Minister, defense policy, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, Israeli, Lethal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Surprising, Tension, threat

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Robo Voice Realness

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human voice, human-like, human-like robots, innovation, machine intelligence, machine learning, real robots, realness, Robo, robot voice, robotics, science fiction, Technology, VOICE, voice recognition, voice synthesis, voice technology

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

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Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, oral, pixelated, Pleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, smp, Tags for Prompting, Vae, Wiki

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4378
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MixedCraft Server

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Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ExHusbandCraft

amicable, Divorce, ENGAGEMENT, ex husband, ExHusbandCraft, family, Gay, government offices, grandchildren, Identity, Insecurity, last name, Marriage, new chapter, Official documents, Peace, power play, PRESSURE, selfish, Social, Villain

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent

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Do you love the smell of freshly mined diamonds in the morning? Or perhaps the aroma of sizzling porkchops on a campfire? Well, on our server, you can experience all the smells of Minecraft in one place! Join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We once had a creeper throw a surprise birthday party for Steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of gunpowder. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret underground village of villagers who were all secretly ninjas in disguise.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers that smell like last week’s leftovers, come join us for a scent-sational experience that will leave your nostrils tingling with excitement!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	80
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Farms Harvested:	758	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TreeHuggerCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Arthropleura Head Hunt

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Yo, listen up! So, like, scientists found this big ol’ head of an Arthropleura, which is, like, the biggest bug thingy to ever exist, bro! It’s, like, from, like, 300 million years ago and stuff. And get this, no one had ever found a fossil with its head intact until 1854, man!

Join our Minecraft server and you might just stumble upon some prehistoric bugs or, like, uncover ancient secrets or something, dude! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server, where the past comes to life in pixelated form. So come on, join us and let’s dig up some dino bones together, bro!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, DeadCoins, Deadtime, Enchanting, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, Server, Unique TNT, Unique Totem Enchantment, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Allium SMP: Where the players are semi-baked, the map is blue, and the whitelist is as exclusive as VIP club entry. 1.21!

Allium, apply, Blue, Builders, club, Community, discord bots, entry, Events, exclusive, Farms, Friendly, Griefing, instagram, Map, Mayoral vote, Mods, multicultural, Performance, PERMISSIONS, Players, Railroad, Redstone, semibaked, server ip, Shopping Area, smp, Staff, Vanilla, Vip, Whitelist

Allium SMP Season 8 Overview

Server Type	Semi vanilla
Focus	Performance, community, redstone farms
Events	In-game events, Mayoral vote, player built shopping area
Discord	Join Discord
Server IP	play.alliummc.org
Instagram	Instagram

FAQ

Q: Are TNT duping and worldeaters allowed on the server?

A: Yes, TNT duping and worldeaters are permitted on Allium SMP.

Q: Are mods like Tweakaroo and Minihud allowed?

A: Yes, mods like Tweakaroo and Minihud are permitted on the server.

Q: Are there any claims on the server?

A: There are no claims on the server, but rollback software is used to deter and undo griefing.

Q: How can I join the community?

A: You can message the server or join their Discord to get permissions to join.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	65	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Future President’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can say hello to your future president! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.

– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.

– Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.

– Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29