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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1483 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
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