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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 9062 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 429 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Emeralds Found: | 7419 | Crops Grown: | 4316 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
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