🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5790 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5478 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 910033 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures. like, one time, we had this birthday party for little timmy, right? and someone made this insane cake that looked like a giant creeper, but it was also, like, a portal to the nether or something. it was wild, man.
and, like, we have this rule where we don’t allow any extremism, so you won’t have to worry about any crazy stuff happening here. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic structures out of blocks. no hate allowed, bro.
come join us on this server, where the only thing that’s horrifying is how awesome our builds are. the jewish community would be proud of the crazy stuff we’re doing here. so, like, come on and join the fun, bro. let’s build some epic stuff together.
