ButtWipeBabysittingCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Goontown

Community, Experience, Fabric, Factions, Friends, Goontown, Minecraft, Mods, PvP, Survival, War

Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

#venting, anxiety, Cabin fever, Cooling down, coping strategies, fear, Frustration, gun, Heat, indoors, ISOLATION, Melanin men, mental health, Minecraft, MODERN, NEET, night, Safety, self-care, Server, Summer, walk, weather

Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Emeralds Found:	2210
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

2024.., Anime, character design, Computer, cute, digital art, discussion, FANART, Fandom, forum, Future, internet culture, Minecraft, niche community, operating system, OS-tan, personification, Possible.., smp, speculation, tan, Technology, Thread

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	243	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

Adults, advice, aita, blended family, Bonding, Communication, dad, family dynamics, family unit, father figure, hurtful, mom, MomAndHubbysMinecraftServer, parenting, parents, relationships, Stepbrother, stepdad, stepfamily, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NoGirlLeftBehindMC

baby, bitter, Breakup, Cheating, christmas, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, Excluding, exclusion, friend group, Gifts, Incident, Marriage, NoGirlLeftBehindMC, Pregnancy, relationships, single girl, social cues, Tiffany, wedding reception

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3261
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DumbGeniusMC SMP

arrogance, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, dealing with difficult people, dealing with others, DumbGeniusMC, Ego, emotional intelligence, humility, ignorance, intelligence, intelligence levels, interpersonal relationships, people, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-perception, smp, Social Skills

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
New Chunks Explored:	80580	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Billionaire or Bust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8050

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PagerWar Minecraft Server

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, declaration of war, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, international relations, Israel, Israeli aggression, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military response, Minecraft, pager attacks, PagerWar, political tension, regional crisis, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyPrideLand

activism, anti-LGBTQ+, Awareness, CraftyPrideLand, discrimination, equality, Georgian, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Murdered, Parliament, protest, social justice, Tragedy, trans model, Transgender, violence

OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Animals Bred:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9657	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	532963
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8185	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

#announcement, actress, Casting, Company, contract, decision, DELAY, Drama, Entertainment, gossip, husband, Industry, Minecraft, Move, Rumors, season 4, secret, Server, speculation, States, tv show, wrestling, YRYR, YrYrs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	421745

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NoPower Minecraft Server

Bulbs, conditions, digital displays, entitled, fasting, Friends, home, Inviting, Late, Minecraft, navigation, no electricity, NoPower, PHONES, Plans, renaissance festival, Server, Skills, strange, TV, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4