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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5748 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!