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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5390 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1595 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!