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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 565 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 285 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!