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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9601 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!