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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5221 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Votes: | 5030 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!