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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4527 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 564 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | New Chunks Explored: | 240879 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Looking for some excitement? Well, on our server, you can battle it out with Russia triggering WWIII over who gets the last slice of pizza! And watch out for Iran launching nukes at Israel – they’re just trying to steal our secret sauce recipe!
But wait, there’s more! China is planning to invade Taiwan just to get a taste of our legendary burgers! 🍔🍔
So if you’re tired of those boring “nothing burgers,” come join us for some epic battles and delicious food! Who knows, you might even find the secret to world peace at our burger joint! 🌍🍔🤣