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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9674 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 58 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jessica’s fat-shaming messages? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy drama and intense battles – just like the ones between me and Jessica!
Our server is so lit, even Jessica couldn’t resist sliding into our DMs to start some beef. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like my friend Jenny had mine. She went full savage on Jessica, giving her a taste of her own medicine.
And just like Henry, our server is full of surprises. You never know who’s gonna come to your defense or start a war. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a high school cafeteria, join us now! And don’t worry, we promise not to fat shame you – unless you’re a chunk of coal, then we might have to roast you a little. 😉
