BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	593535	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Void Gems Collected:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Emeralds Found:	3289
Dimension Hops:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Towns Built:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Animals Bred:	110
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mines Excavated:	1375
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3168	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Towns Built:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.