BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3046

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	67	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	983

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Star Shards Collected:	135
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Drifting Planet

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

We have officially got our server out to be able to create a fun place to hang out, see some cool builds and give people some inspiration and play with your friends in a safe space. Drifting Planet is all about inclusivity and no matter where you are, everyone can have a place in MC called home. It may not be the SMP of those big Youtubers but it certainly has its elements of creating a fun environment for everyone!

This server has been made from my brother and I, we have spent the good part of a year, designing everything and making sure everything fits perfectly. So I hope you stay a while and enjoy the server and I cannot wait to see the builds/designs you come up with of your own

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7615	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HybridMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock

Hybrid Network is a new skyblock server offering many unique features.

KOTH Envoys Minions Shop, Crates Custom Mine World With Custom Mobs! Boss Events Custom Enchants and more!

Come join this epic adventure and play with our welcoming community. This server is new, many changes are happening day by day to slowly transform this server into a truly amazing experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	4949
Crops Grown:	1135	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EnchantedSword2

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Enchanted Sword Anarchy is an Australian 1.8 – 1.19.2 Java server which supports crossplay, values high TPS, and a stable economy by stopping dupes. The server also contains a teleport plugin, allowing you to teleport to a friend every 30 minutes, as well as /home.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	261	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FableSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A Hardcore and Combat Fueled SMP where PvPing and Griefing are allowed anywhere. Your goal is to become the richest by killing Players and getting into Leaderboards for a free Rank.

– Griefing & PvP ALLOWED!

JOIN US TODAY! JAVA: play.fablesmp.com BEDROCK: be.fablesmp.com DISCORD: https://fablesmp.com/discord

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TheVanillaProject

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TheVanillaProject! This is a server aiming to keep the overall gameplay as vanilla as possible. There are a few commands that will make the gameplay a bit more multiplayer-friendly, and does not alter the gameplay in any major way.

We are a growing, active, mature and constructive community, helping make the server a more fun place to be!

The server is hosted on professional enterprise-grade hardware by passionate minecraft server owners that care about the community and makes sure everyone has the best experience possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minecraft Malaysia Hub

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A malaysian hub that consists of multiple server like smp, minigames, faction and many more! This server is also a cross-play between java and bedrock which allows you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3187	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!