BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Freeside MC

Survival

FreesideMC – GRAND REOPENING!!

Server has just been updated to 1.9 and the map has been reset!

Looking for new players. Possibility for staff! Join us now 🙂

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Tiki-Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Tiki-Craft is a survival, no whitelist, non-pvp server. We started up just over a year ago and we nowhave a growing community of over 5000 players. We don’t have Factions, Towny etc – we just focus on good ol’ building and having fun. Griefing, raiding, swearing, and being annoying are not allowed. We’ve got a dedicated team of 10 staff members that have been picked carefully and always want the best for the server. We have 4GB of dedicated RAM and 25GB of disk space, so there’s not much server lag and few data issues.

We have been running since November 2012, and that time has allowed us to build a fantastic community, a diverse map with some fantastic builds, a sophisticated economy and a great place to be.

We have experienced staff that like to have a laugh and make your experience on the server enjoyable.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Independent Gaming Group

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

New Vanilla Minecraft server up! Hey, we have a new Vanilla Minecraft server up. If you enjoy Minecraft – survivel, creative ore even pvp. Then this is perfect for you.

The server features, survival, creative and a Mining world. We have made separate permissions for the different worlds, which mean you have different commands in different worlds, as well as separate inventories. We also have protection plugins for chest doors and so on, for you to keep your stuff safe. In addition we have concluded to construct a mining world, were our plugin “Mcmmo” gives you a chance to getting double drops in woodcutting, herbalism and ore-mining, also applies for nether (level progression in the adjacent skill is required to get a higher percentage of double drop). Regeneration of the end happens every 12 hours, so people have a chance to kill and/or collect dragon eggs.

Minecraft Server Ip: eu.igghq.com

Currently working on: – Skyblock: For those of you who don’t know what Skyblock is. – Skyblock is a world where you only get limited amount of items, on a flouting island. You’re purpose is to expand it, as well as expanding you’re resources. Skyblock is a cool feature which is really fun to play with friends, and try and progress/survive with the limited amount of resources you have. You can also compete with other players in Skyblock, threw its ranking system. Skyblock in current on the to do list so we will try and get it up as fast as we can.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4516	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dantorian Space Race

PvP, Raiding

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: 23.95.30.228:25565

Welcome to the SPACE RACE! We are running Micdoodle8s Galacticraft 3 on Minecraft 1.7.2! We offer a PVP/Grief/Raid experience, while you build up to go to the MOON, MARS, and the -=NEW=- ASTEROID Dimensions! We have a shop system that operates off of EXP Levels! Come join and HAVE FUN! =============================================================== GC3 Download : http://micdoodle8.com/mods/galacticraft/downloads (Download the 3 RED mods)

FML Download: http://adf.ly/673885/http://files.minecraftforge.net/maven/net/minecraftforge/forge/1.7.2-10.12.2.1147/forge-1.7.2-10.12.2.1147-installer.jar =============================================================== You MUST be running Forge Version 10.12.2.1147 for the mod to work properly

Alternative: download the modpack with everything on it here: http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/details/dantorian-server-modpack.440024

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Crops Grown:	5582
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7562	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Globe-Community

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Hi, my friend and I have a server together. The server is bukkit and it is called Globe. We are happy with it, but we want something happens more in the server. So we’ve ready with plugins so you can stay safe without someone to come and take all you stuff 😉 We have: WorldEdit, WorldGuard, Logblock, GroupManager, Essentials, GriefPrevention and mcMMO on. We think there will come more plugins on the server 🙂 We have a PVP on the server, but the only reason we have that is to protect yourself no to go out and kill for no reason. You don’t have to apply, you can just enter the ip, and then just play 😉 My name Theis and I am 14 years old. My friend is called Simon and he is 14 years old. We are both very much in to minecraft, therefore are we very much on the server. We also have our own TeamSpeak where there are room for 30 people. So you can join us or just talk with your friends :)) You must join our server because we can guarantee you a nice community, and a nice and quiet place where you can just relax and have fun with you friends. As the owners will we do everything to keep it that way 😉 Our server is always up and running perfectly stable. (And no it’s not Hamachi) Our IP is 185.57.188.180. And the ip is the same on our TeamSpeak. I Hope you will enjoy the server 🙂

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PoweredByAwesome

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

A server Powered By Awesome.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	585094	Divine Spears Created:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NirvannaCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP

This is the best server out there with MCMMO, Bukkit etc and awesome staff. Come on down to NirvannaCraft today.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Alluminus

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny

We are a small survival server with a friendly community. Our server is designed to be the perfect survival experience with just enough plugins to enhance the game play without ruining the fun and thrill of vanilla survival. All players of all different ages are welcome on this server, and when you join people will be happy to greet you. Join Alluminus today and become part of the great community!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CinemaPrison

Prison

A fun prison server, with unique plugins, features, and other things to do then most prison servers.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Tiny Vanilla SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Tiny Vanilla server! We are a RPG themed vanilla server. We strive to give you a nice community feel, and the ability to chose how you want to survive! We have three current classes, these include the Viking Class, the Hunter Class, and the Undead Class. Each class has a different chat color and a different set of colored armor!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Darkspin

Creative, Survival

A small but fun survival and creative server with good staff, as long as you stay on their good side, with towns and in game money and more! Create your own town and make it look how you want! Sell extra supplies and become a multi-millionaire! COME JOIN US! Just read the rules in spawn and everything will be fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Warrior Realms

Creative, PvP

We have PvP, Plotworlds, Creative, and mini-games. come check us out. We have all sorts of things to do and we are always growing.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Crops Grown:	2136	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Prison Point

Prison

This is the most Fun OP Prison Server you will ever find so make sure to come and check it out

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Grotto

Beaconplus, Beacons, Beaconsplus, Bosses, Chattags, Chestshops, Claims, Community, companions, Cosmetics, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Landclaiming, Lands, Mounts, Nogrief, Nop2w, Pets, Playershops, Playerwarps, Raid, Raidbosses, Raids, Scavenger, Scavengerhunt, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Store, Survival, tags, Wardrobe, Warps, Wearables

The Grotto

More than just another run-of-the-mill Minecraft Survival Server, The Grotto is instead a community of gamers, creators, and internet dwellers of absolutely any origin.With an overall goal of creating something not only special, and not entirely cliche, but something truly amazing, for all of our current and future community members.

Server Info

IP: PLAY.THEGROTTO.GGVersion: 1.20.4Server Location: North AmericaDiscord: Discord

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9457	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Burrow

Creative, Roleplay

The Burrow is a small but growing Minecraft network, offering many features. We offer many features, and are always looking to add more features and game modes to make our community more enjoyable as we grow. Below are some of the main features we offer.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.