BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Void Armor Forged:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dovercraft

Survival

Dover craft Friendly towny server

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	5240
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Vanilla Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	83	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

UWARS

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding

-=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

-=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AssassinCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

-24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Craft Life – Survival

Survival

Survival Server

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

xxooss

Creative

Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	801	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SkyArmy

Anarchy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

We are a pvp server based on Factions! Looking for players! Invite your friends We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say! You can type /f help for help with Factions. Read the signs at spawn and then walk through the portal You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list! Website: http://sky-army.net/ See you online fellow member! Server IP: mc.sky-army.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kingdom of Naelov

Economy, Survival

===== Survival ===== This is where our focus lies. In the survival world, you can create shops, claim your land, collect treasures dropped by monsters, mine mob spawners with Silk Touch, level up your skills, and complete various objectives to rank up. When you do rank up, you will gain access to powerful spells, ranging from growing grops to walking on water to creating a fire nova around you. You will also become able to pose your armor stands in unique ways, and change things like whether they have arms or not.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Potions Brewed:	99
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MCIsland

PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Minecraft Survival + Guilds 1.7.2 server!! IP: n6.csrv.pl:14834

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Animals Bred:	54
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Freeside MC

Survival

FreesideMC – GRAND REOPENING!!

Server has just been updated to 1.9 and the map has been reset!

Looking for new players. Possibility for staff! Join us now 🙂

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Tiki-Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Tiki-Craft is a survival, no whitelist, non-pvp server. We started up just over a year ago and we nowhave a growing community of over 5000 players. We don’t have Factions, Towny etc – we just focus on good ol’ building and having fun. Griefing, raiding, swearing, and being annoying are not allowed. We’ve got a dedicated team of 10 staff members that have been picked carefully and always want the best for the server. We have 4GB of dedicated RAM and 25GB of disk space, so there’s not much server lag and few data issues.

We have been running since November 2012, and that time has allowed us to build a fantastic community, a diverse map with some fantastic builds, a sophisticated economy and a great place to be.

We have experienced staff that like to have a laugh and make your experience on the server enjoyable.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Independent Gaming Group

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

New Vanilla Minecraft server up! Hey, we have a new Vanilla Minecraft server up. If you enjoy Minecraft – survivel, creative ore even pvp. Then this is perfect for you.

The server features, survival, creative and a Mining world. We have made separate permissions for the different worlds, which mean you have different commands in different worlds, as well as separate inventories. We also have protection plugins for chest doors and so on, for you to keep your stuff safe. In addition we have concluded to construct a mining world, were our plugin “Mcmmo” gives you a chance to getting double drops in woodcutting, herbalism and ore-mining, also applies for nether (level progression in the adjacent skill is required to get a higher percentage of double drop). Regeneration of the end happens every 12 hours, so people have a chance to kill and/or collect dragon eggs.

Minecraft Server Ip: eu.igghq.com

Currently working on: – Skyblock: For those of you who don’t know what Skyblock is. – Skyblock is a world where you only get limited amount of items, on a flouting island. You’re purpose is to expand it, as well as expanding you’re resources. Skyblock is a cool feature which is really fun to play with friends, and try and progress/survive with the limited amount of resources you have. You can also compete with other players in Skyblock, threw its ranking system. Skyblock in current on the to do list so we will try and get it up as fast as we can.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dantorian Space Race

PvP, Raiding

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: 23.95.30.228:25565

Welcome to the SPACE RACE! We are running Micdoodle8s Galacticraft 3 on Minecraft 1.7.2! We offer a PVP/Grief/Raid experience, while you build up to go to the MOON, MARS, and the -=NEW=- ASTEROID Dimensions! We have a shop system that operates off of EXP Levels! Come join and HAVE FUN! =============================================================== GC3 Download : http://micdoodle8.com/mods/galacticraft/downloads (Download the 3 RED mods)

FML Download: http://adf.ly/673885/http://files.minecraftforge.net/maven/net/minecraftforge/forge/1.7.2-10.12.2.1147/forge-1.7.2-10.12.2.1147-installer.jar =============================================================== You MUST be running Forge Version 10.12.2.1147 for the mod to work properly

Alternative: download the modpack with everything on it here: http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/details/dantorian-server-modpack.440024

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Farms Harvested:	774
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Globe-Community

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Hi, my friend and I have a server together. The server is bukkit and it is called Globe. We are happy with it, but we want something happens more in the server. So we’ve ready with plugins so you can stay safe without someone to come and take all you stuff 😉 We have: WorldEdit, WorldGuard, Logblock, GroupManager, Essentials, GriefPrevention and mcMMO on. We think there will come more plugins on the server 🙂 We have a PVP on the server, but the only reason we have that is to protect yourself no to go out and kill for no reason. You don’t have to apply, you can just enter the ip, and then just play 😉 My name Theis and I am 14 years old. My friend is called Simon and he is 14 years old. We are both very much in to minecraft, therefore are we very much on the server. We also have our own TeamSpeak where there are room for 30 people. So you can join us or just talk with your friends :)) You must join our server because we can guarantee you a nice community, and a nice and quiet place where you can just relax and have fun with you friends. As the owners will we do everything to keep it that way 😉 Our server is always up and running perfectly stable. (And no it’s not Hamachi) Our IP is 185.57.188.180. And the ip is the same on our TeamSpeak. I Hope you will enjoy the server 🙂

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	290	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.