Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	266	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4125
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	133
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	597384	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6209
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ores Mined:	1111
Votes:	1851	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	6690	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4067
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Zombie Dances:	2

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Votes:	3525	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Orbs of Power Found:	5

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	6078
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	4181
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Dimension Hops:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crops Grown:	7324
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Emeralds Found:	8657
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Void Gems Collected:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc