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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9108 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 1988 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
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