Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

New Minecraft Server
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