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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 173 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 1380 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!