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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9757 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 788010 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!