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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7853 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 163 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!